i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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