He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My vagina is officially offended.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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