How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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