ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
