Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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