so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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