Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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