summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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