did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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