Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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