A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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