i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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