if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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