HIV tests are more positive than that guy
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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