The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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