haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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