so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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