Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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