a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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