In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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