i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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