I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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