but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
