did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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