Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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