he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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