Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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