I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
FUCK WHALES
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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