would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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