How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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