I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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