what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
