We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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