sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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