Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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