Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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