Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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