strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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