i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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