My Higher Power is John Stamos
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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