I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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