IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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