i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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