So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it hurts more in the daytime
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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