Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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