I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize