He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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