did you get engaged???
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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