Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Is Oprah even human
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
