AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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