Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Blow job season was short but glorious.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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