Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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