I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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