I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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