i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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