my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize